The following transcript talks about real life happenings that occurred today.

And suddenly, I feel really shitty for making fun of the Pope.

BUT NOT REALLY.

Anyhow, that was the most ironic and unnerving trip we've ever made to any store, as a group. And I'm surprised Linkitz didn't get walloped three days to Sunday for that Jamaican shot. I mean, yeah, it's fun to make fun of them WHEN THEY'RE NOT AROUND.

It's a respect thing, really. I'm an asshole, but unless you REALLY push my buttons, I'll still be polite with you.